In honor of masturbation month....

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
  • 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 11: Top or bottom?
  • 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
  • 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
  • 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
  • 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 25: Biggest turn on:
  • 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  • 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  • 35: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  • 38: What do you wear to bed?
  • 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
  • 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 49: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  • 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
  • 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 54: Do you have stretch marks?
  • 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
  • 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
  • 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  • 66: Do you watch porn?
  • 67: How small is too small?
  • 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  • 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  • 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 74: Booty or Boobs?
  • 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
  • this seems fun

Yo ask me more thingssssssss

A message from Anonymous
previous anon who asked 2, 3, 4. for "In honor of masturbation month...." hehehe.

ahhh okay, sorry I got confused:

2: my Last sexual encounter?
Ummm, believe the last thing that could be /considered/ a sexual encounter was when I when to the park and a kid from my ISP test group came up and started talking to me and I was like okay cool whatever, but then they started trying to kiss me, not just like trying to kiss my cheek or forehead or something, like they kept trying to grab my wrists or hips and were trying to make out with me and I told them to leave me alone and they wouldn’t so as soon as I got them to let go, I booked it back home…..
So I’d say bad

3: What fictional person do I think would be good in bed?
Hmmmm, I just wanna say Bro or alphaDave from homestuck just because of head cannons…

4: Something that never fails to make me horny?

Getting pulled against someone roughly by the hips u///v///u

krillex:

does anyone know what the average price of one gold fish is

For the actual fish, less than $5 I want to say?

A message from Anonymous
2, 3, 4?

uhhhhh which one is this for anon?

Interrogate me

  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • 2.When did your last hug take place?
  • 3.Are you a jealous person?
  • 4.Are you tired right now?
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  • 8.Do you cry easily?
  • 9.What should you be doing right now?
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • 13.Do you believe in love?
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  • 17.Will you get married?
  • 18.When was the last time you smiled?
  • 19.Does anyone like you?
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  • 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  • 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  • 37.Can you live a day without TV?
  • 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  • 39.Three names you go by..
  • 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
  • 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  • 43.What’s your current problem?
  • 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  • 46.How many kids do you want to have?
  • 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

burrooto:

right so, I bought those red glasses for a Jane cosplay…only to get actual glasses that are red like a month or so later, so I don’t need those anymore

~*~*~*OK. WHAT YOU CAN WIN (WOWEE)*~*~*~

  • those red glasses
  • that pearl necklace
  • I’ll make you a Jane shirt in your size
  • I’ll make you cookies OR I’ll make you a Lil’ Seb plush. I don’t feel like making both so you only get one.

rules or whatever

  • like it
  • reblog it
  • idgaf
  • signal boosting is really neat
  • this is over on June 4th, leave your ask box open
sermna:

you fell in love with your own sadness

sermna:

you fell in love with your own sadness

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo